sheeranal: single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn (via fake-mermaid)

sheeranal:

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

(via fake-mermaid)

nonomella: my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe (via mikeywaysgaybrother)

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

(via mikeywaysgaybrother)

claryadeleherondale: do you ever just have to close your eyes while reading a book and whisper “stupid. you’re so stupid.” because of something a character is doing (Source: quaffel, via mikeywaysgaybrother)

claryadeleherondale:

do you ever just have to close your eyes while reading a book and whisper “stupid. you’re so stupid.” because of something a character is doing

(Source: quaffel, via mikeywaysgaybrother)

thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont then i feel really guilty about it and [AVOIDANCE INTENSIFIES] (Source: ryuzaki-senpai, via mikeywaysgaybrother)

thursjournal:

hopesploder:

i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont

then i feel really guilty about it and [AVOIDANCE INTENSIFIES]

(Source: ryuzaki-senpai, via mikeywaysgaybrother)

the-masters-fallen-angel: geobytes: My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win. That’s not a yearbook. That’s a hit list. (via mikeywaysgaybrother)

the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

(via mikeywaysgaybrother)

wincesthearts: almost-tumbir-famous: communistbakery: stop-otp-stop: communistbakery: it’s 2013 why hasn’t a bank had the slogan “it’s common cents” yet i say we demand change I have to give you credit for that one money Thank you for your contribution (Source: communistbakery, via mikeywaysgaybrother)

wincesthearts:

almost-tumbir-famous:

communistbakery:

stop-otp-stop:

communistbakery:

it’s 2013 why hasn’t a bank had the slogan “it’s common cents” yet

i say we demand change

I have to give you credit for that one

money

Thank you for your contribution

(Source: communistbakery, via mikeywaysgaybrother)

headfirstforieros: you and your fall down guys and chemical reactions (via fake-mermaid)

headfirstforieros:

you and your fall down guys and chemical reactions

(via fake-mermaid)

sloth-grunge: when your mom says she’ll just be a minute (via oknope)

sloth-grunge:

when your mom says she’ll just be a minute

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(via oknope)

louisharrystylinson: louisharrystylinson: I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER see the ball feel the ball be the ball (Source: louhza, via hotboyproblems)

louisharrystylinson:

louisharrystylinson:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER

image

see the ball

feel the ball

be the ball

(Source: louhza, via hotboyproblems)