urtube: How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password? (via fake-mermaid)

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

(via fake-mermaid)

debt: I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet (via hotboyproblems)

debt:

I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet

(via hotboyproblems)

WHAT A GIRL WANTS concert tickets WHAT A GIRL NEEDS money for concert tickets (Source: stateshamps, via fake-mermaid)

WHAT A GIRL WANTS

concert tickets

WHAT A GIRL NEEDS

money for concert tickets

(Source: stateshamps, via fake-mermaid)

souljannoying: in order to correctly speak German you have to yell everything angrily  (Source: pemsylvania, via fake-mermaid)

souljannoying:

in order to correctly speak German you have to yell everything angrily 

(Source: pemsylvania, via fake-mermaid)

sheeranal: single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn (Source: jitterpug, via fake-mermaid)

sheeranal:

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

(Source: jitterpug, via fake-mermaid)

nonomella: my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe (via mikeywaysgaybrother)

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

(via mikeywaysgaybrother)

claryadeleherondale: do you ever just have to close your eyes while reading a book and whisper “stupid. you’re so stupid.” because of something a character is doing (Source: aelingalathyniius, via mikeywaysgaybrother)

claryadeleherondale:

do you ever just have to close your eyes while reading a book and whisper “stupid. you’re so stupid.” because of something a character is doing

(Source: aelingalathyniius, via mikeywaysgaybrother)

thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont then i feel really guilty about it and [AVOIDANCE INTENSIFIES] (Source: ryuuzeki, via mikeywaysgaybrother)

thursjournal:

hopesploder:

i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont

then i feel really guilty about it and [AVOIDANCE INTENSIFIES]

(Source: ryuuzeki, via mikeywaysgaybrother)

the-masters-fallen-angel: geobytes: My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win. That’s not a yearbook. That’s a hit list. (via mikeywaysgaybrother)

the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

(via mikeywaysgaybrother)